Our Chicago-style deep dish pizza IS the best pizza!

New York might have stolen the title of tallest building from Chicago, but we know they’ll never be able to top us in the pizza category. The only thing Jon Stewart’s rant against deep dish on The Daily Show Wednesday night affirmed was that he has clearly never had Lou Malnati’s Pizza.

How could one have possibly tasted our flakey buttery crust and called it cornbread, or our sweet and tangy tomato sauce and then called it marinara?

By being uninformed, that’s how! Based on his grossly inaccurate description, we’re betting he has never even had deep dish pizza…at least not Lou Malnati’s.

Mr. Stewart, we dare you to give us a try!